god: let there be light!
boy: haha and then what? (;
are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke
can’t handle these.
your url is making me nervous
Expectation vs reality: tickle attacks
Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”